WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT “KILLER BOOBIES”:
“You have titanium balls. I actually feel a little sorry for the cancer. You’re going to beat the shit out of it.” -Coz C., graduate school professor
“I tried to endorse you on LinkedIn for ‘kicking ass’.” -Sam M., hilarious friend
“Roses are red/violets are blue/big or small boobies/I’ll always love you” -Abbey B., classmate, fellow cancer survivor and future poet laureate
“Michelle, take all that personal information off the internet before a hacker finds it.” -My mom
For the first time in probably 10 years, I have no idea where my blowdryer is.